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I build things — real estate deals, software, and machines. This is the work, the logs, and the shortest path to working with me.
Three trades, one obsession. Real estate, software, and machines — built with the same hands, the same eye for structure, and the same refusal to ship anything half-finished.
Architecture · High fashion × streetwear · E30–E39 M-culture · Skate film · Architectural Digest light · Dilla swing · Cotton-candy sunset · Tron lightlines · 88 mph
Deals & strategy
Vallejo listing strategy, institutional investment frameworks, and the broker's-license track.
Full-stack apps
Informi and FunCierge, local hardware clusters, and corporate AV — shipped, not slideware.
Machines & fabrication
90s BMW restorations, a first-gen Tacoma, and the catamaran pursuit — hands on the metal.
Everything I'm building
Apps, deals, machines, and words — the whole operation in one place.
FunCierge
Two to eight phones, one night, nobody decides. A dating-night concierge.
Informi
The real-estate super-app — listings, messaging, and the agent CRM.
Real Estate
Vallejo listing strategy, institutional frameworks, and the broker's-license track.
The Garage
90s BMW restorations, a first-gen Tacoma build, and the catamaran pursuit.
The Shadow Ledger
The book — chapter outlines and early pre-orders. Get on the list.
The Shop
Apparel, objects, and limited-run art prints. Opening soon.
Latest updates
What I'm shipping, building, and writing lately.
FunCierge is live
The date-night concierge is out in the wild — pick a vibe, set a secret budget, and let the blind wheel decide. Two to eight phones, one night.
On the broker's license
Notes from the road to the broker's license — what the coursework actually changes about how I structure deals for investors.
BMW build log #4
Tear-down continues on the E36. Suspension's out, subframe's next, and I finally sorted the wiring gremlin that's been haunting the dash.
Get the drops first
New builds, listings, software, and the occasional long-form — straight to your inbox. No spam, just the work.
Work with me
I help agents, investors, and founders turn messy problems into shipped things — deals structured, software built, systems that hold up.
- Real estate — listing strategy, institutional investment frameworks, licensing.
- Software — full-stack apps (Informi, FunCierge), local hardware clusters, corporate AV.
- Builds — mechanical restorations and hands-on fabrication.